Eco-Friendly As Hell
Hummer
Electric cars are slim, weak, and small — the Hummer EV is anything but. It’s time to break the plush mold of EVs and put power on the road. The new Hummer is the same disrespectful behemoth, only this time it’s eco-friendly as hell.
The Launch
To kick things off, Hummer will place pop-up dealerships in outdoor locations near big cities. With only 10 cars per pop-up, the first 10 customers that arrive can buy a Hummer. But, since it’s not a dealership, you pay no dealer fees.
Eco-Executioner
Didn’t get a chance to buy a Hummer without dealer fees? Don’t worry, if you showed up to the launch, you’ll receive a free ticket to see the Eco-Executioner at Monster Jam. With 4.5 tons to boot and three motors, being eco-friendly is the only nice thing about it.
Grand Theft Hummer
What’s more disrespectful than breaking the law? A game that allows you to be eco-friendly while you do it. In GTA 6, not only will you get to drive the Hummer, but if you went to Monster Jam you’ll receive a free download of the Exo-Executioner.
Uber Rampage
Riding in style isn’t just reserved for the virtual world. Go all out and call an Uber Rampage. Simply choose a Hummer nearby and buckle up.
The Hummer isn’t afraid to wear attitude on its sleeve, so you shouldn’t be either. Bumper stickers and merch will be sold on the Hummer site and at pop-up dealerships.
Merch
